Beef Tallow is a hidden piece of ancient skincare wisdom that the woke Matrix doesn't want you to find. 

Beef Tallow is soft and buttery at room temperature.

The truth is that rendered fat from cows (beef tallow) is one of the most healing fats on the planet. 

It is rich in bioavailable nutrients like vitamins E, K, A, and D, and has a whole host of other natural compounds in it that reduce inflammation and improve skin texture and tone (CLA - Conjugated Linoleic Acid, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid)

But even more effective than ordinary tallow (rendered fat from anywhere on the cow) is the more nutrient dense and expensive Suet Tallow (only the richest fat from around the kidneys of the cow). Suet is tallow supercharged. 

Suet Tallow is a deeper yellow (richer in nutrients) and is a little harder than coconut oil at room temperature.

Tallow has a track record spanning all of human history. The historical giants of yesterday, from the Roman Gladiators and Ancient Egyptians Pharaohs, to the Native American Chieftains; All  wore tallow.

Julius Ceasar

Joseph of Egypt

Chief Black Hawk

Miyamoto Musashi

You'll be in the company of the titans of history when you wear our balm. 

And yet, Tallow has has been hidden from you. 

It's no accident. 

You were meant to be a slave. A slave in a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind. 

The Matrix.

I'm here to show you a different path. 

A path free from Victimhood, Parabens, Dyes, Corporate Brainwashing, Silicones, LGBTQ Agenda, and Hormone Disrupting Artificial Fragrances. 

A path that does not require you to forsake your sanity and the evidence of your own eyes and ears (reality).

A path that may contain freedom, your will to live, and all you will hold dear in life.

Nothing could be more important. 

Join me in escaping the matrix and defeating corporate woke skincare. 

"[...]there’s an oil that I use called emu oil. In indigenous Australian culture, that’s the first oil they put on a baby because it’s so hydrating. If you’ve got sunburn or you’ve had a scar, or anything — it’s incredible." — Celebrity actor Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett in the Lord of the Rings

Emu oil is the rendered fat from the back of an emu (yes, the large flightless birds from Australia).

It's hella expensive.

Emus in the wild

Long before the woke mind virus infected the west, turning millions of God fearing Americans into self-hating, degeneracy spewing Matrix Agents, the Aborigines kept their skin healthy by using emu oil. 

They've done this for more than 40,000 years. 

They use it to heal all kinds of ailments, from burns, and rashes to muscle and joint aches. 

In fact, its so powerful that some treat it as a cure all, and believe that it has mystical properties. 


The Aborigines, the 



This oil has been used by the Aborigines living in the Australian Outback for more than 40,000 years to treat a wide variety of skin conditions, from wounds to muscular aches and burns. A recent study found that when used topically, emu oil's anti-inflammatory properties were just as effective as oral administration of ibuprofen in rats. It's no wonder this medicinal oil was touted as a cure-all remedy by the Aborigines. Emu oil is incredibly rich in the following vitamins, nutrients, and compounds:
— Omega-3 Fatty Acids: Reduces inflammation and promotes skin healing.
— Omega-6 Fatty Acids: Essential for healthy skin function and cellular health.
— Omega-9 Fatty Acids: Helps in skin hydration and improving skin texture.
— Vitamin A: Known for its skin-repairing and antioxidant properties.
— Vitamin E: A powerful antioxidant, aiding in skin protection and rejuvenation.
— Sapogens: Natural skin softeners.
— Terpines: Known for their antiseptic properties.

Herbs left for 12-14 hours in liquid oil seep their beneficial properties into the oil in the same way that those herbs do with boiling water for tea. We use yarrow (a pore tightening, wrinkle defeating astringent) and calendula (an soothing anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory herb).
*The herbs are left in the oil for 12-14 hours, and their beneficial properties seep into the oil, infusing it with the ability to tighten pores and increase healing speed. The herbs used include Yarrow (pore tightening astringent) Calendula (healing and skin soothing) and Witch Hazel (Wrinkle removing skin tightener).

By using tallow balm, you’re not just taking care of your skin; you’re honoring an ancient legacy of personal care that's spanned from the Native Americans to Egyptians and the Romans; you're unlocking a chance at revealing your skin's true genetic potential; and investing in the confidence of your future self.

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For men who value strength, history, and results, beef tallow is a no-brainer.

There's a reason why tallow was worn on the faces of history's giants - because it works. 

Beef tallow is rich in bioavailable forms of the following nutrients: 
— Stearic Acid: Enhances skin's flexibility and suppleness.
— Palmitic Acid: Promotes skin hydration and smoothness.
— Oleic Acid: Deeply moisturizes and nourishes the skin.
— Vitamin E: Fights off skin-damaging free radicals.
— Vitamin A: Improves skin tone and texture.
— Vitamin D: Supports skin cell growth and repair.
— CLA (Conjugated Linoleic Acid): Reduces redness and inflammation in skin conditions like acne.

Free from Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Silicones, Artificial Fragrances, the Soyification of Society, the Woke Mob, and Vegans.

Yes, cows and emus died to make this, and we honor their sacrifices by wasting as little as possible of their remains.

May contain your will to live, freedom, liberty, and all you hold dear. Fight on brother, LFG.

Longer than Jeffrey Epstein did in the highest security prison in the world💀

A jar will last about 2-3 months if you just use it on your face. 

Crisp notes of pine and tobacco tango on top of a velvety smooth and meaty leather, while woodsy mahogany and warm vanilla fill in the baseline. 

A scent like this is sure to keep women's heads turning, and hearts swooning with it's soft and subtle undertones.

A manly and truly "old school" fragrance.

Only the Matrix is perfect. Reality is rugged, unique and full of variation.

Don't put it on your face if it smells, feels, and looks the exact same way every time.

Your skin deserves better than that corporate, Chinese lab made goop.

All natural ingredients like Grass Fed and Finished Tallow, Emu Oil, and Raw Honey will always have differences between batches.

No two cows are the same. No two batches of honey are the same.

It's a marker that you're living in reality. 

Defeat Corporate Woke Skincare, and Escape the Matrix with us. 

The balm was created to cure acne, however, some of the benefits pass over to helping with aging too. The tallow is full of naturally occuring Vitamin E, which supports collagen production in your skin, helping plump and defeat wrinkles. Further more, the emu oil is infused with potent herbs that act as astringents and help tighten pores - these same beneficial properties help eliminate wrinkles. Lastly, the essential oils I picked for this balm are

To our international friends who are looking to escape the clutches of the Chinese made corporate lab goop Matrix: 

We see you. 

We are looking to expand to international markets soon.

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Follow the white rabbit.

Emu oil and tallow are non-comedogenic. They do not clog pores. They are the secret skin ingredient loved 

Is China communist? 

On a more serious note, yes, all red pill rub products are free of PFA's and other forever chemicals. We are careful with our packaging to only use glass and 

I know this is a balm for men but... For the sneaky women out there who also want to kill their acne, this will work under foundation if you let it soak for about 10-15 minutes prior to applying makeup.

Gently smooth a pea-size amount between your fingers, and then over your face and neck. A modest amount goes a long way.

Use daily, morning and night.