You look like Rudolph!

It wasn't meant to be a roast, but it still hurt. Little kids speak their minds, and this Christmas Eve was no different. The whole extended family was there and everyone could see she was right. I did look like Rudolph because I had a zit the size of Kansas on my nose.

Got that "Rudolph™" nose🤮 Notice how large my pores are. My skin was always peeling in sheets.

Always bloody and juicy.

Yummers.

OIly enough to grease a pan on a date. Never escaped the friend zone on this one💀

So oily you could see reflections, even when it was cold. Thought I was cursed with terrible skin genetics.

Life was hard, but my skin made it harder.

I would shower just before going on dates, only to find that halfway through the date I could soak through whole paper towels just by touching them to my oily face.

Yup, that's her! The Cafe Rio bathroom. I spent many a date here washing up💦

My skin issues followed me into every aspect of life. Staying for my late night university classes meant my greasy face would shine like newly washed car under the fluorescent lighting.

Going into office meant that by noon you could see your reflection in my greasy face.

My face was like this on the regular but with oil🧈

To make matters worse, my breakouts were frequent enought that they always seemed to land on important days. 
3 year reunion with old friends? 
I would break out violently the night before.
Gym sesh on Saturday with my crush? 
Zits galore.  

But how could this be happening to me?

I ate clean, and washed and moisturized my face religiously with CeraVe twice a day!

A skincare routine developed in a lab by dermatologists... Always trust the experts!🤡🤡

I chalked it up to bad genetics, puberty, and the unfairness of life, until I saw this post from Paul Saladino:

I was intrigued. An ancient, all natural skin care secret that just might kill my acne? I was hesitant, but bought some anyway. 

It smelt kind of weird, and didn't feel anything like my saucy, wet, chemical laden, Chinese lab made CeraVe. Regardless, I applied it daily.

Then everything changed.

One by one, my skin issues disappeared.

My acne cleared up.

My skin's perpetual oiliness (which I thought was genetic) vanished seemingly overnight.

Felt like a new man...

No more mid-date "bathroom break" face washes or pimple poppings! I was ecstatic!
Even my black heads went away.

For the first time in my life, my skin was a source of confidence rather than insecurity. All of the sudden, things started to change in my life - a promotion at work, a girlfriend, and more. The difference that confidence made was insane.

I want to give you that same feeling.

Finally got into a relationship!

Got a raise/promotion combo at work💪

Finally had the confidence I wanted while going out🤯

Skin texture/oilyness, as well as pore size improved seemingly overnight🌗 

So I began crafting my own tallow balms. I looked to other tallow balms for inspiration, but found only problems.

Other tallow balms on the market were cut with cheaper plant based oils like jojoba oil, coconut oil (which is comedogenic, meaning that it clogs pores and actually causes acne💀), and olive oil.

Most of these oils aren't bad, but they're nowhere near as effective as their animal based counter parts.

Also, the other tallow balms didn't smell that good.

I knew that I could do better.

That was when I cooked up the first version of the Redpill rub. Some 20 or 30 variations later and here we are.

Hundreds of hours of testing and ingredient research later...

My mission with this company, is to help young, ambitious men like myself build a foundation of confidence where it matters most - on their face.

If you need an accountability partner for your goals, a community to lean on, and a balm to kill your acne, you've come to the right place.

Join me in escaping the matrix and defeating corporate woke skincare.

— Ethan A. Whitlock, founder of RedPill Rub