DO YOU DARE ESCAPE THE MATRIX OF WOKE CORPORATE SKINCARE?

 
You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind."

—Morpheus, The Matrix

Do you really want to put your hard earned dollars towards  supporting woke corporations that trample your values, make a mockery of your religion, and degrade your lifestyle? 

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CeraVe, "proudly supporting the LGBTQIA+ community". 

Our mission at Redpill Rub is to show you an alternate path.

One where you don't coat your skin daily in synthetic detergents and harsh chemicals.

No more Parabens, LGBTQ Agenda, Sulfates, Dyes, Corporate Brainwashing, Silicones, Victim Mentality, or Hormone Disrupting Artificial Fragrances.

No more lies. 

It's about damn time you heard the truth.

Your skin is the largest organ in your body, and it's highly absorbent. 

That's why nicotine and caffeine patches are so effective.

As such, you should never put on your skin what you wouldn't put in your mouth. 

That's why I made a balm that's so clean you can eat it.

It even tastes good - believe me, I know.

Ingredients: Grass Fed and Finished Tallow, Emu Oil, Raw Honey, and Essential Oils.

It's pure and effective.

Ancient peoples from all over the world, trusted the same simple ingredients we use - from the Roman Gladiators to the Ancient Egyptians and Australian Aborigines. You'll be in good company when you use our balm.  

We promise that our balm will have you looking, smelling and feeling your best - or you get your money back.

Watch out - You'll be feeling and smelling so good that Sleepy Joe will sniff you harder than his son sniffs cocaine in the whitehouse.

Join us in the greatest adventure of our lives - speaking the truth, taking responsibility, and facing the facts.  

TAKE THE RED PILL

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